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 Articles 28 August 2024 - 27 September 2024

Pink Cream

Ignorants try to circumvent the CRS by claiming Companies Limited by Guarantee have no Controlling Persons or are Active NFE charities.

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The 6 categories of Netherlands foundations seem double Dutch to foreign planners. A Stichting is a tax efficient, respectable, flexible structure.

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Hiding money in the US. Pasquantino vs. US Govt threat regarding federal wire fraud if evading foreign tax. The Corporate Transparency Act looms.

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Mexicans must restructure the entities holding their undeclared loot in the USA due to the US Corporate Transparency Act.

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This CRS loophole was extremely popular with Mexican tax advisors until it fell apart. But they still use it!

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spongebob mexico 2.webp

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 155
 

Prepare to be smacked open like a piñata if hiding your money in the USA. John Doe summonses assisting foreign governments to be used with CTA BOI

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pinata

SIF's AIA team on way to work. Why does anyone believe their bullsh*t on forthcoming US reciprocal data after changing FATCA IGA-2 to IGA-1? 🤡

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team MDR

 A rip-roaring, lap-slapping retort by compliance officer in Singapore regarding CRS due diligence.

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fish

How FATCA is piss-easy to avoid. Forget the illegal moronic shell bank loophole used by Robert Brockman. That was for noobies.

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house of horrors

 Do EU Directives Administrative Assistance (DACS) extend extraterritorially. Some ignoramuses opine DAC8 does, while DAC6 tries. What a frigging joke.

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go round clown mdr

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 154
 

OECD zaps NL. CA & LU say FO. "It's not nice, you laughin', see, my mule don't like people laughing, gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him".

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My Mule Dont Like People Laughing

To schmucks opining FIs such as Custodial Institutions, need to be supervised by a country's domestic financial regulations to qualify as a FI for CRS

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finger woman

 Can you be a CRS Financial Institution (FI) but not a FATCA Foreign Financial Institution (FFI)? Yes, with crypto. More on this feckup explained.

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fucked up seth rogan

The 4.2024 OECD CRS-related FAQ update on CFDs describes how to establish your own SPV Depository Institution. Cue a slew of CRS/CARF loopholes.

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UBS

How the feck can a private trust be a Custodial Institution for CRS? Well, it's because CRS is a fictitious world.

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Tom hanks

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 153
 

 AML/KYC make up ludicrous rules who can discretionary manage assets of an investment entity. Licenced? What percent of assets? What jurisdiction?

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compliance pie

Singapore government endorses the "sham residence CRS evasion scheme". Compliance-KYC staff are scared to be fired and ignore the OECD

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 singapore residence beetle

Only the crazies would pay exorbitant offshore trust fees from BVI/Cayman/UAE/Nevis/Jersey, instead of non-UK trusts.

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crazy sailors stewie crazy offshore trusts

SIF inexeperienced apprentice misinterprets OECD CRS Implementation Handbook and changes the Swiss CRS guidance. Now CARF whacks him on side of head.

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pie in sky SIF

Chinese residents with BVI Managed Investment Entitities more often than not, submit a nil report... dumbo move.

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empty cavity in head

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 152
 

 Why do so many incorrectly believe a corporate director (not trustee) means your entity is a managed Investment Entity? No. Well could be...

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too big for shoes

Why all lawyers, trustees, compliance & funds silent (unaware?) that CARF slaughters the most common structure to hold crypto, the Investment Entity.

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 Phsyco carf

CARF gibbers on in French describing how "nue-propriété" and "usufruitiers" are treated. Bet you trustees know little about this...

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french toast

 Our clients no longer need CRS solutions. What's your best confidential structure for crypto? Use a non-FI nominee/agent instead of investment entity.

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nominee

Nil value report for Settlors of Singapore irrevocable trusts in the poo. Here's a superior new trust replacement. Learn from Elon Musk.

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 dog shit park compliance

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 151
 

Painting Wall

 Are you a CRS compliance-officer scumbag, that purposely twists & misinterprets CRS ambiguities to help clients avoid reporting. More than you think.

turkey scum bags

Is a personal listed ETF a viable CRS avoidance solution or a major misunderstanding by schmucks or ignoramuses?

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congrats

 Listing on a sh*thole little exchange is a CRS loophole that the OECD can easily tackle

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Listing curacao

 If FATCA's reciprocal reporting is ever legislated by a Democrat Congress, it will be simple to avoid due to loopholes and no anti-avoidance clauses

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finger oecd

Exploiting the term 'related'​ to avoid the CRS. Distant relatives of regularly traded entities are excluded from AEoI reporting. Dumbo OECD.

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 leeches

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 150
 

Unbelievably, the OECD misquoted the FATF recommendation and accepts there is no need to identify Controlling Persons of listed entities.

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oecd cartoonist

Six ways that crypto will not be subject to Crypto Asset Reporting Framework (CARF). Some are simple and others sophisticated, but only one is ideal.

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bored ape

 WTF! UK trust formed by UK non-dom remains a non-UK trust after April 2025 even if he funds it later. No registration with HMRC or TRS.

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 castle non-uk trusts

 UK lawyers are seemingly fearful of Mandatory Disclosure Rules, whilst they are exempt. ECJ confirms their continued exclusion.

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Lawyer hell

 Fatal FATCA/CRS flaw: Managed Investment Entities merely report 'nil' or 'no reportable persons'. IRS/OECD can only wring their hands in frustration.

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Fly in ointment

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 149
 

Update on those AI fake IDs, down to the fluffy carpet or stained blanket backdrop. Keanu Reeves says KYC /AML staff may now retire gracefully.

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fake id-2

The 2 weirdest UK trusts: i). Co-ownership express trusts. ii). Non-UK trusts which likely do not register with HMRC or TRS unless....

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bruce willis weird

UK non-doms sitting on their behinds, will soon have their financial asset information traversing the world. Confidentiality, a Tim Burton movie!

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Singapore screws non-doms

Swiss SIF CRS expert noobie embarrasingly shows the world he misinterprets CRS clause worse than anyone.

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SIF AEOI expert brain

Swiss bank helped Robert Brockman evade $2.7b income using Shell Bank Loophole id by US Senate Committee. FINMA now freezes new accounts due to M-L.

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leopard leopard-´ changing spots

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 148
 

Why I'm fine & dandy describing structures that are legally not subject to AEoI. If you want to submit fraud due diligence then you deserve the crap.

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plod

UK lawyers and RbI grifters are so quiet on a likely 45% exit-tax on UK non-doms? US expatriation tax whacks those in the ass on their way out.

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 non dom exit tax

Napoleon became fluent in English exiled in St. Helena, wrote it's an ideal place to establish a Custodial Institution to avoid CRS. Kidding, but true

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Napoleon

Argentinians repeatedly screwed by fake repatriation offers of low tax. Lawyers convinced you to regularize are long gone. US shit. So what to do now?

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oh no too good to be true

 Dutch FGRs (Fund for Joint Account) do not register in the trust Beneficial Owner Register if non-EEA fund manager and foreign particpants.

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Dutch family on couch

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 147
 

Unbelievably, PPLI grifters return to push Zero/Frozen Cash Value PPLI as a solution. OECD closed loophole long ago & US Senate attacks it.

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s god PPLI

 Can HMRC extraterritorially reach a non-resident submiting a fraudulent dormant UK company filing? The compulsory info request worth toilet paper?

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toilet HMRC territorial reach

A fascinating YouTube video on a visit to Svalbard. One of best tour videos on the Norwegian archipelago I have seen.

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Svalbard youtube

 I posted a physical letter to the Swiss State Secretariat for International Finance proving how they misinterpreted CRS on reporting trusts.

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 SIF employees only

Can't be blamed if you're confused about financial penalties if using structures not subject to CRS. Don't confuse with the toothless MDR

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 scraping the barrel MDR self dob in

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 146
 

White Structure

Canadian international insurers laughing their fecking heads off at the inane exemption from automatic exchange of information...

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Crows loophole noone touch

What the hell is a holding Active NFE? It's the biggest loophole since sliced bread.

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say what again

CARF is much more complicated and guileful than CRS. Moreover, it will be difficult to ensnare most Crypro Service Asset Providers as Reporting FIs.

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Confused

When will 'Exchange of Information Upon Request/Demand' as guided by the OECD Global Forum on Transparency and Exchange of Information fail?

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arf invite

Why non-UK trusts can never oblige beneficial owner registration (TRS) if no nexus with UK. Neither do these non-UK trusts register with HMRC for tax

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dr no trusts

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 145
 

Pink Cream

CARF is easy to avoid. However, when cashing out, one needs to combine with CRS avoidance, and that ain't so simple, but quick to establish.

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protection CRS vs CARF

I feel empathy with new CARF reporting Financial Institutions. It's much more difficult, tricky, unclear and onerous than CRS /FATCA reporting FIs.

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gladiator CARF

The only way to legally avoid FATCA, with ideal features. Forget FATCA's dumb shell bank and other loopholes.

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 einstein how to avoid fatca

Three countries that have no beneficial owner register for trusts/funds. A Pacific/African/Caribbean shithole? Nope: They're all in Western Europe.

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 toilet BO register

RbI grifters pushing Switzerland for UK non-doms to escape 40% UK IHT. Switzerland to hold referendum to increase IHT/Gift to 50% over CHF50m.

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swiss iht

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 144
 

Shameful CRS compliance staff earning 7-figure salary are ignorant as a blind dormouse on dual tax residences, else they're stooges for their FIs.

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kiss

What is income test of a Custodial Institution that has nothing to do with assets held for someone else. Can these fees be paid to unrelated parties?

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Great is the OECD loophole

UK non-doms, rather than listening to RbI grifters panicking you to flee to Italy/Greece for a 10-yr reprieve, consider a polar bear UK trust.

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Our IHT is gone

Oh well, Viet Nam joins the OECD Multilateral Convention to tackle tax evasion and avoidance

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missed Singapore

Seemingly unaware how toothless MDR is, advisors prepare to warn UK non-doms of Mandatory Disclosure Rules penalties if they try avoid CRS...

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Clown shoes

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 143
 

 What penalty if use a structure with no CRS reporting? Nada, nil, zero, zilch, zippo. Hower, if no self-reporting, then trouble. UK lawyer retorts BS.

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Look at PC thru binocs

If the US tax treaty can't distinguish between Svalbard and Spitsbergen, then it's an ideal location for FATCA planning.

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Svalbard map

FATCA falls down completely when dealing with Custodial Institutions in non-particpating IGA countries.

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Avoid FATCA

The confidence of ignorant banks to move clients'​ assets to USA, yet continue servicing the client...

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Spongebob angry deem

 If a Democrat Congress ever approved FATCA equivalent reciprocal reporting, it will be worthless due to so many loopholes...

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FATCA police

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 142
 

Been advised your untaxed Investment Entity directed by yourself avoids CRS? Oops, that is b̶u̶l̶l̶ c̶r̶a̶p̶ wrong.

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Shapiro believe when young

I use my AEoI expertise to consult / assist formation of unique structures? Does a bear poop in the woods? I work almost exclusively via brokers...

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What do I do

If SIF can answer one CRS question, I'll eat my hat live. But I know they'll will keep their pie-hole closed as they are wrong but too proud.

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SIF empty head

State Secretary International Finance misinterpret CRS, obliges truststo  look-through FIs, central banks, regularly traded corporations, international organizations & government entities.

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Left brain behind  listed entities

Who am I to scold FIs & authorities where they're wrong? Pitcairn, Isle of Man cells, China ODI, Bahamas MCAA, German Bundestag, UK-Svalbard trusts...

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dunno what

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 141
 

Worker with Ladder

Here is feedback from Singapore's Compliance-KYC officers on ignoring dual residencies of their foreign HNWI work-permit clients.

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compliance graffiti

 Only one way to avoid CARF, which starts in 16 months. However getting compliance to understand it, then I take my hat off...

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UK trust TRS HMRC

Compliance ignores OECD CRS update that client may not show documentary evidence of all tax residences. Use Model Convention to reveal all residences.

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Compliance CV

 Is it possible Singapore's compliance industry ignores OECD addendum warning of schemes where not all tax residences are declared. Work permit sham?

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laugh at OECD

Part II of II : Difference how CRS treats a Custodial Institution vs. Nominee/agent/signatory that is not an FI.

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Nominee agent

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Pink Cream

Part I of II: What is a Custodial Institution vs. a Nominee for CRS?

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airplane custodian

 None so blind as compliance will not see. The sham Singapore work permit, TIN and leased apartment is likely dual a resident HNWI client. Use OECD MC.

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I see nothing residence

Chinese can file for Outward Direct Investment (ODI) without authorisation. Can instantaneously send to privacy structures run by wealth managers.

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pants

How many days to be resident with Singapore's sham work permit? Singapore compliance & KYC don't determine dual residence because their jobs at risk

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Finger oecd

 Why table 7 in the OECD CRS Implementation Handbook is wrong when an FI trust in not an Investment Entity.

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Table 7 trust FI reporting where not calculated

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 139
 

Can US Persons maintain their privacy by avoiding FATCA, but self declare FBAR-8938? Is this legal or is it a don't drop the soap action?

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shell bank loophole

Major differences between CARF, the EU's DAC8, and CRS. Extraterritorial, retroactive to 2016, Investment Entities looked through, €0.5m penalties

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Do you understand

Trustee admin or custodial fees can be paid to unrelated 3rd parties, despite erroneous nexus requirements by some countries' CRS/FATCA legislation.

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Everything gold

What does OECD and US say about agreements with Svalbard. Why no FATCA, CRS, CARF or EOIR. Why not a single DTA. Why excluded from MCAA. Is it blacklisted

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Longyearbyan at night

These are the top two dozen CRS ambiguities out of the 100 I identified. Will review all in my October Zoom seminar in Singapore.

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sick

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 138
 

Co-ownership trusts where trustees & beneficiaries are same persons. Do trustees own assets in joint tenancy or tenancy in common?

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tenancy in common

For CRS, why do so many believe a corporate director means your company, foundation, partnership is a managed Investment Entity. No, well rarely yes.

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IRS unhappy

Cambodia, Fiji, Palau, Philippines, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, N. Korea, ROC, Bangladesh, E. Timor, Kiribati, Kyrgyzstan, Solomon Is, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan

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missed Singapore

UK eye watering additional penalties on assets moved to offshore "non-specified" territories. WTF is a "specified" territory and why does it exist?

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biggest works of fiction

 Majority kids don't recognize 1990s floppy disks, overhead projector, cassette tapes, CD player, pagers, fax or VHS. Do you know 10 CRS ambiguities?

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sick

Equity and Debt Interest refers to Investment Entities. However, a CRS obscure clause extends this to all FIs, that no-one has written about.

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Row H 137
 

IRAD revokes nil reporting for settlors of Singapore irrevocable trusts, must report total property. Decant (resettle) trust a solution?

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wine

Crypto grifters and G20 making a mountain out of a molehill. Hilarious, stocks MSFT or NVDA market cap of $3 trillion but all crypto $2 trillion.

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Moutain out of molehill

Proof, no better offshore-equivalent trust than the non-UK trust. Using other governing law trusts is likely only for cranks...

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Advisory panel

So, you think a foundation is the same as a trust for the Common Reporting Standard? Think again pal...

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Dilbert

 A legitimate UK category of trust that's illigitimate elsewhere globally. Provides unheralded confidentiality dream. AML/KYC... what's that?

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Don't see anything

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